"This is our first date. We met on the bus."
"I said all the right things."
"Whatever, I talked to you first."
"Step away from the gold, ladies, and you won’t get hurt.”
Have you been firing a gun?
Always reblog The Princess Bride
MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER
this film though ffs
"Have fun storming the castle, boys!"
HERMES » He is quick and cunning, and moved freely between the worlds of the mortal and divine, as emissary and messenger of the gods, intercessor between mortals and the divine, and conductor of souls into the afterlife. He is protector and patron of travelers, herdsmen, thieves, orators and wit, literature and poets, athletics and sports, invention and trade. In some myths he is a trickster, and outwits other gods for his own satisfaction or the sake of humankind.
Korra and I are perfect for each other. She’s strong, I’m strong. She’s fun, I’m fun. She’s beautiful, I’m gorgeous!
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.