"I can’t recall the taste of food… nor the sound of water… nor the feel of grass.."
-Frodo “S.A.D.” Baggins
Dumb Sharks: A collection
Oh duh, pretty much all of these are available on RedBubble (x)
So like. Parents can come to Hogwarts to see their kids play Quiddich, right? (shut up if it’s not and just roll with me here.)
So what happens when Muggle parents get invited?
Could you imagine tho?
Like, after the initial “holy shit look at this magic stuff” they’d be like INTO IT.
THEY’D GET THE MAGICAL PARENTS INTO IT TOO.
THEY’D MAKE SHIRTS.
AGGRESSIVELY WEARING YELLOW EVERYWHERE THEY GO.
BEGGING THEIR CHILD FOR INFORMATION SO THEY CAN UNDERSTAND THE GAME BETTER.
SCREAMING AT THE REFS
ALSO MAGICAL PARENTS BECOMING FRIENDS WITH MUGGLE PARENTS AND BOTH COUPLES GETTING TOGETHER FOR COUPLE DATES
THEY INTRODUCE EACH OTHER TO EACH OTHER’S WORLDS
THEIR KIDS ARE LIKE
oh my god our parents are friends with each other omg
AND THEY MEET AT QUIDDICH GAMES AND JUST
"JULIE!!! OVER HERE!!! I SAVED YOU AND PATRICK SEATS!"
"OMG THANK YOU SEAN! HOW IS YOUR LAWYERING FIRM GOING?"
"IT’S A LAW FIRM AND IT’S GOING GREAT! HOW GOES THAT NEW RECIPE FOR THAT POTION THAT GETS RID OF STAINS?"
"IT’S A DISASTER, THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE ONIONS! AT LEAST IT’S BETTER THAN SMELLING PHIL’S SHOES."
"I’M SITTING RIGHT HERE SEAN."
"I KNOW. YOUR SHOES SMELL, DEAR."
this isn’t even exaggerated.
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
everybody seems to think ravenclaw is a quiet place to read but i quite disagree
i mean maybe the fact that it’s so light and airy is because they need to be able to open the windows when jack blows something up while experimenting with charms in the corner
and the prefects always have their hands full because fights regularly break out over the fact that ‘post hoc ergo propter hoc is not a legitimate argument, diana!’ and ‘i can’t believe you think dorabella’s star maps are more accurate than mine! what kind of friend are you?’
and then of course there’s the divide between the ravenclaws that revere the old schools of learning and the brash new-world-new-rules ravenclaws that say ‘fuck you!’ to all magical conventions. and man, those prank wars are dangerous (especially when professor flitwick not only fails to stop them, but decides to join in on the fun)
i mean come on it’s a house of knowledge seekers that probably love to argue and theorize and experiment and have a certain amount of pride in their intelligence. things never go smoothly when you’ve got approximately 80 people all trying to be the smartest person in the room
#that’s not to say they don’t admire and respect each other #or enjoy working together because all ravenclaws are different #and some really really love being right #and some delight in being proved wrong because changing your worldview is ever so EXCITING #there is a certain amount of ego involved in considering yourself a genius #and there’s a certain amount of disdain for genius that exists in those that ‘humbly’ #proclaim themselves truthseekers #and then there are those that proclaim that there IS NO TRUTH #i mean come on ravenclaw is a mess let’s all face it
#and then there are the Ravenclaws that go through existential crises every other week because of things they’re reading#WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE POTIONS HOMEWORK#I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER OTHER MEANS OF TORTURE ARE ACTUALLY MORE ETHICAL THAN THE CRUCIATUS#AND IF NOT THEN WHY ARE THEY LEGAL#or#I AM CALLING OFF QUIDDITCH PRACTICE TODAY BECAUSE I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT WHY QUIDDITCH IS DIVIDED BY HOUSES#or I CAN’T GO TO RUNES BECAUSE I AM TOO UPSET ABOUT WITCH HUNTS IN THE MIDDLE AGES#IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE JUST IMAGINE IT#or BUT WHY IS OUR CURRENCY SO ILLOGICAL CAN’T WE FIX IT#or HOW DOES MAGIC GET PASSED DOWN BUT THEN ALSO APPEAR AT RANDOM NOBODY CAN EXPLAIN IT#IS IT IN OUR BODIES OR IN OUR MINDS OR WHAT#(just calm down and come to transfiguration okay)#I WILL NOT CALM DOWN AND I WILL NOT COME TO TRANSFIGURATION#IF YOU VANISH A THING AND CONJURE IT AGAIN IS IT THE SAME MATTER#IS IT THE SAME ESSENCE#(it’s okay. just vanish the pincushion)#IT’S NOT OKAY
"You can survive this happening to you."
"Happening to me?”
SHE GOT AWAY
BLESS YOU BEDELIA JUST KEEP ON RUNNING